Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation.
1. At movies: hey ! What are you doing here ?
Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know?...
2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt?
Me: No not at all. I'm on local anaesthesia . Why don't you try again?...
3. When i get woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were u sleeping?
Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought i was sleeping,u stupid fool?
4. When they see me with shorter hair: hey Have u had a haircut?
Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hair's shedding.!
5. When someone call's on land-line n asks where r u?
Me: M in market with telephone around my neck...!!!