Crazy people on my WhatsApp list
1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3 Days! He's Probably dead.
2. Someone is "Driving" since 5 days! I guess he reached Dubai!!
3. Someone's status is "Happy" since 1 Month. Living in Paradise???
4. Someone is always 'available'. How free Are you?????
5. From first day their status is, 'Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp' I Know ! That's why you're on my list!
6. Someone writes "urgent calls only". Dont get it.. Are u in the police or ambulance service?
7. Someone says, "can't talk. Whatsapp only". Dude then throw away ur phone.. You are not using the phone's Primary function
8. Someone is 'at d movies' for d past 6 weeks. Either he owns d theatre or sells popcorn there