Two Women were chatting in office:
Woman 1: "I had a fine evening, how was yours?"
Woman 2: "It was a disaster.. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 minutes and fell a sleep..
How was yours.. ??
Woman 1: "Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour, then when we came home he lit the candles around the house.. It was like a fairy tale!"
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work..
Husband 1:"How was your evening?"
Husband 2: "Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. What about you?"
Husband 1: "It was horrible. I came home, there was no dinner, they cut the electricity because I forgot to pay the bill; so I took the missus out for dinner which was so expensive that i didn't had money left for a cab. We walked home which took an hour and when we got home i remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house!!"
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